snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

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meawbin:

Creepy Cat 11-20

lady-arryn:

asoiaf houses meme: [2/3] places

D o r n e  had seemed a queer place to him as well when first he came here with his own princess, many years ago. The bearded priests had drilled him on the Common Speech of Westeros before they sent him forth, but the Dornishmen all spoke too quickly for him to understand. Dornish women were lewd, Dornish wine was sour, and Dornish food was full of queer hot spices. And the Dornish sun was hotter than the pale, wan sun of Norvos, glaring down from a blue sky day after day.
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dragonkazooie:

i REALLY like how blake’s eyes look

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yanginthere:

Matching Icons for you and your friend.

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She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.
—Shel Silverstein, Every Thing On It (via borogroves)

achievement-hunter-thats-why:

Anonymous asked: Jack or Gavin?

Team Trial and Error, yo.

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yass-god:

real acting

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

munchmunchlouisforlunch:

keepcalmandreadfic:

50 Shades of Grey trailer is out and stylesinaflowercrown and I are inventing a drinking game. So far the rules are:

Take a shot:

  • every time BDSM relationships are grossly misrepresented
  • every time Christian Grey is just Edward Cullen
  • Every time the the film confuses submissive behaviour with low self esteem, a lack of confidence, self belief or self respect. Of if the heroine explains her character flaws through self-deprecating humour. Or if the heroine utters any line with the theme ‘look how shit I am I am so shit’ and then he replies ‘your insecurity is really sexy’. 
  • every time Grey exhibits serial killer behaviour
  • every time Grey says a line that is meant to be intimidating but is just stupid
  • every time you laugh when you’re not supposed to
  • every time they should show genitals but don’t through clever *cough* camera angles
  • every time they symbolically use the colour grey.
  • Or the colour red.

to be continued…

Ur gonna die from alcohol poisoning

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we live in a world where women are sexualized but can’t be sexual
—one of my late night thoughts (via sexual-feelings)